In the Beginning...
The Shot
Knights began as a small group of friends who enjoyed the taste and
spirit of drinking. As the circle grew larger a more clear purpose for
their existance became clear.
The
Shot Knights were calling...
For if
not for drinking, the entire fabric of the universe would be in chaos.
A shamble of ruins that would have detroyed humanity and existance itself.
Many eons ago a secret master had forged a way out of sheer destiny
to keep the ions of fate in tact. For he had created "Drinking".
Yes, alcohol in various forms for men and women alike to enjoy. Liquor,
beer, wine, etc. was the immaculate creation of the ages. Out of the
darkness, the Shot was to be the almighty spear in
the hearts of evil and the shotglass was to be it's sheath. This divine
liquid had not only created joy amonst life forms, but kept the evil
forces of the universe at bay.
This force, the Shot was calling. The answer? the Shot Knights.
Alcohol has saved the universe from utter despair and the Shot
Knights were formed to forever defend this liberty. This group, these
friends shall rise up to proclaim the greatness of drinking and to uphold
the power of the Shot!
The Shot Knights shall uphold the right to drink and the right to lay down any shot at any time. Be it at home with your friends and family or in a bar with complete and utter strangers. the Shot Knights shall toast to greatness and the happiness of alcohol and the greatness of friendship...
Anyone can join the mission of the Shot Knights, but only true beings with the supreme spirit of a Knight may be Knighted to the table of the Shot Knights.
Rules
of Knighthood:
As a Shot Knight, ye shall battle each night with hefty
confidence and the utmost persevereance ye can muster. For your victory
is equal to your dedication. (Drink, you bitch!)
The
evil is upon you if you feel your night's bounty of drink is doomed
to escape. (yer gonna PUKE!). Feel free to yuck it up, but lest thee
be exiled to the Wuss of the Month.
Ye shall drink when dranken upon by a fellow Shot
Knight. For the toast of brotherhood should not be ignored, except when
the evil is upon you.
Upon the
encounter of another Shot Knight doing battle, ye shall greet with the
"Shake of the Knights" and toast to a good fight.
Ye Shot Knights shall always be on the lookout for good acquaintances
and should encourage them to train for knighthood if ye subject seems
worthy. If not, unleash the Evil upon them!
Shot Knights are always welcome to new and exicting adventures and are
encouraged to invite other Knights to join you. (Try anything with alcohol
in it)
Shot Knight brotherhood comes first and foremost. Wenches are not to
interfere with the business conducted by the Knights. Each Knight should
shackle ye wenches or use their pimp hand to keep them in line (if ye
has more than one). For the Shot Knights are all important to the existance
of the earth and wenches are the bane to our mission's success.
Finally, All Shot Knights shall toast in the name of the Knights and
proclaim victory in the name of the Shot. AVAST!!