BEER BONGS
for no apparent reason

That's right!
You read it correctly. Beer Bongs for no apparent reason... Whatsoever!
Beer bongs are what make men into MEN. These simple plastic devices can unleash the power of being manly and leave the crying to the girls.
Although, I have to admit that the art of taking a beer bong takes some time and steady, unyielding practice.. but it can be done! To master this ingenious device is to unlock the secrets to man's existence and to reap the rewards of the ever so common bottle of beer.

Here at Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason), we are taking the modern act of beer bonging to a new level.
Usually one would need a reason to exercise the ritual of ingesting massive amounts of beer through their intestines with a plastic hose device, but we say "FUCK THAT!"
We don't need no crazy party littered with sausage looking for drunk whores or tough guy frat boys trying to kick your ass for no good reason.
Why not just do it cuz you are staring at it? Its there, you're here and the beer is in the fridge, why not just take a bunch of beer bongs? That's Right! there is no good reason to do such a thing, but the whole matter-of-fact is that you could if you wanted to. Well, guess what. We want to...

So join us on our magical journey of taking beer bongs where ever, whenever and for no apparent reason... whatsoever

First off we should introduce the beer bong.
This here is the 'Ole Green. This thing is a fluorescent green beer eating monstrosity. Purchased at Spencer's gifts for like $20 for the Night of the Living Shotz party a while back. 'Ole Green had been sitting dormant for a couple months because he was left at Mr. Wade12's house for a while. Mr. Wade12, of course, didn't offer to give him back because he is a lazy sonuvabeeotch! 'Ole Green was brought back to life briefly during the Polish It Off party, but was again left by himself to rot. Finally, Mr. Wade12 brings the Beer Pariah back to civilization and 'Ole Green rode again in the clutches of e-rips and Greenstick Nick.
Well that's no way to treat a quality device such as a beer bong. Beer bongs are only good if they're used so we decided to do just that...
 

This beer bong is a Head Rush brand bong with a long 6 ft. tube. The tube is quite wide and the entire contraption can fit a maximum of Four 12 oz. beers uncomfortably.
The comfortable containment is 2 - 3 beers. By comfortable, meaning that most people drink this many beers out of the bong on average. A few have attempted the entire 4 and even had a 5th beer poured in as the beer level went down, but none have succeeded... yet.
There is a plastic control valve at the end to let the Beer Bong conductor control his own destiny. This helps if the man-wuss needs a breather or needs to adjust his panties in the middle of the beer bong drink. The plastic valve is a nice addition when you need to control your flow amount. Sometimes the beer is so cold a brain freeze can set in and ruin the entire event. It has also save a 40 year old man *ahem...Jose* from drowning in his own stunt.

So, now that we're done with the introductions, lets get on to the bongs...

This project has been and will continue to be driven by the main Beer bong enthusiast: e-rips. Taking beer bongs on Wednesday nights just 'for fun' has turned into the quest to get everyone in the world to try a few beers from the exit hole of 'Ole Green. Because as stated in many our episodes:
"Once they try a Beer Bong, they always come back for more..."
Yup, people that claimed they would never even try one have tried, loved and beg for more.
let's do it!
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Beer Bongs (fnar) Rules:
The drinker never pours.
The pourer must eliminate as much foam as possible.
The drinker cleans out the bong after use.
- Disable any pop-up blockers to view the pictures.  
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Episode 14:
'Ole Green comes along for the ride to Galveston, TX...
e-rips and Caveman take a trip to the ocean for K-diddy's B-day. Hotel rooms, free porn and windy balconies all make for a drunkard's paradise when 'Ole Green is thrown into the mix. Even some complete strangers in a room below get in on the beer bongs, even though they fail miserably at the task. Watch as these two Shot Knights make complete fools of themselves through the eyes of a broken camera and the sun rays of the Gulf Coast sun.
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Episode 13:
The cristening of the sea vessel: U.S.S. Beer Bong
e-rips, Slamerai and Caveman break in a boat in a way that only Shot Knights can. Beer bongs off the bow and drunnken sailors on the ground...
Caveman and Slamerai venture into the unknown world of the 3-beer beer bong. Both try their hands at this monster feat, but what happens when disaster strikes?!! You'll never know, until you watch
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Episode 12:
Experience innovation in its most raw form. e-rips uses his MacGuyver skills and rigs up a ONE-Man beer bong device and services himself.
Slamerai comes back to 'Ole Green for more liquid goodies and ends up putting himself into an alcohol indiced sleep, live footage of the "Demon Snore From Hell!".
Matt Robinson stops by as well and helps end this episode with a bastard of a session. Watch Now!
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Episode 11:
Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason) on a random Saturday.
e-rips introduces Slamerai to the ancient art of the Beer bong style.
The neighbor tries a few and hilarilty ensues. e-rips proceeds to go for the
BB(fnar) record of 5 bongs in a single outing... can he survive?
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Beer Bongs for no reason: The initial descent...
Check out: ..Episodes 1 -10