Every so often I come across mysterious items that are just too good to pass on. Their label-ized sales pitches make a serious attempt at luring in even the most tightest of wads at Wal-mart in taking a gander at their wares. These offers are just to tempting to let such ingenious product sit on the shelf not doing what they were immaculately invented for.
"...and just what is that?" you may ask. Well, quite frankly, to change the face of the human experience and bring conventional thought to a higher plane. Why not? they offer vast infinities for the a modest amount of money and in exchange, bring you joys of which you were never meant to experience. Why wouldn't a company produce a modern marvel and keep its existence under wraps unitl YOU, lowly bargain shopper, discover it?
Just sitting there hidden amongst the year old cans of green beans and 1-ply toilet tissue rolls. I'm usually not one to go denounce corporate conspiracies, so I try my hand at various items to test their almighty design and their attempt at offering the meaning of life.
Check out my delightful findings and judge for yourself
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