The humble beginnings of the Shot Knights Brewing Division began with an idea. Just a quick thought after seeing this lame Budweiser commercial. You know, the one where they're talking about how great the new Bud Select is. They say it's so great cuz they "brew" it longer. Plus, they hype up it's 'coolness' by showing people dancing while drinking it and say it's so 'today's' beer and shit. Well, I just thought that was silly because everyone knows budweiser is nothing but a bunch of Ass. Well, to refer to it in liquid terms (since it is technically a liquid) I'll say it's Piss. It's Lame piss. A Lame ass/piss mixture after it has been run through a baby's ass diaper and then added to more piss. Then they put the label on and you buy it. Yup, that about sums it up.

So, anyway. I was thinking that if that's 'all' they have to do to make such a great beer, which is brew it longer for a supposable crisper taste, then What The Fuck?!! Why can't they take the asshole taste out of it by brewing it even longer, like YEARS! Then I realized I can never take down the evil budweiser corporation.(yet), so I thought of attempting to take the law into my own hands and brew some beer myself.
...but as usual, being a scumbag such as myself, most thought never materialize. they just...remain...
I would casually mention this idea to other Shot Knights every once in a great shot and to my utter surprise/delight, someone actually said that it sounded like a great idea. Mentoring this momentous idea, I posed the situation to other Knights and there we had it, the foundation for Shot Knights Brewing Division.

The process began with selecting the right equipment, which was really easy. Instead of researching anything like smart guys would do, we just bought one of the boxed its-all-in-there kits. That way we wouldn't have to do much thinking and more drinking.
The only thing I did wrong was order the parts from two different web sites. I ordered the kit and the beer ingredients from one site and the bottles and what-not from another one. This was a mistake because they arrived in a staggered fashion, which sucked, cuz the bottles got here first and the beer parts got here waaaaaay last. Like 2 weeks later. that site blows!

So, without further adieu, here is our journey into the wide world of the Shot Knights Brewing Division