Bullquila
I've never invented anything in my life, aside from jerkin it while driving, but that's another story...
I finally kicked that damn wine-drinking habit I had and now I can officially say I am a new man.
So, I've been on a Tequila binge for a couple months now, and not that crap shit either. I take in the expensive stuff. $40-$60 bottles of expensive stuff. and for some reason a bottle never seems to last the night. Even the big ones...
I think my new habit has encouraged a debt of about an average months mortgage payment, give or take the interest.
Anyway, the night of inspiration was no different from any other; forces focused on drinking and token bottle of tequila in tow, except I was tired as fuck and I couldn't keep my eyes open.
That's a lame way to turn in for the night: Passing out before you even drink anything.
So, not being one to yeild to lame exits I decided to Kill TWO birds with one drink...and thus the creation was born.
I was getting a hearty buzz going and my tiredness seemed to have vanished before my bloodshot eyes. WOW! what a marvel of the modern world

New Drink: BullQuila!!!
(sometimes pronounced: Bool-KILL-ya!)

Ingredients:

- Red Bull

- 100% Agave Tequila. Prefferably a nice bottle. The cheap shit tastes like shit and it's not gonna taste any better with Red Bull
Mix:
1. 1 shot of 100% Agave Tequila (TWO shots for the real men)

2. Slightly larger amount of Red Bull

3. Layer them in a glass that looks like a short set of anal beads.
Red Bull first, then the Tequila

4. Drink....

The Only special item needed is the Anal Bead glass. I found some here on the internet, but they aren't a full shot.
The one I use was acquired at Spencer's Gifts in the mall.
It says "Jack Daniel's" on the glass, but this piece of hardware is now the official glass of the Bullquila.
Spencer's was selingl this glass as a novelty gift, but this glass is definately a serious piece of shot ingesting equipment.
The art of drinking the Bullquila is a very simple, yet focused one.
Usually people are intimidated by the sheer toughness of the shot. I mean, they have a point. You're looking at something that has a potential to do some minor bodily harm during the consumption, but it is actually doing quite a bit of good. If you're looking to get drunk, that is.
The approach to enjoying a nice, freshly poured Bullquila is the same as trying to cross a tightrope over a canyon of death spikes and hot fire, just don't look at it and you'll be fine. If you stare too long you'll get stage fright and start crying, and you'd hate to have your friends laugh at you for crying, right?
Once you start the drink the tequila will taste just like any other shot, but keep tilting the glass higher and the Red bull savior will come to the rescue. Yes, it's all about the tilt. Tilt the glass upward and the two marvelous liquids will melt into one delicious and satisfying shot.