Hello,
My name is Shawn Amey, also known as Stinkslice the Slashhooze to my evil minions.

Evil bastard extraordinaire and new inductee to the Shot Knights crew. I tend to be a on-again/off-again drinker, depending if my demons are in hibernation. I love to listen to Death Metal while drinking and devouring the flesh of the innocent, and that's only if you catch me on my good side. I love long walks on the beach cause it helps me dispose of the body parts of the poor fools who look at my drink wrong alot better. I'm also told I'm pretty laid back.....
Check out my Myspace profile for more Diabolical info:
PURGE ME OF THESE UNHOLY DEMONS

Interrogation

Age:
25 years

Weight:
145 pounds

Penis Size:
It's not called the "Ten-dub" for nothing

First Beer You Drank:
Bud Light

Current Favorite Beer:
Dos Equis XX

Favorite Shot:
Doesn't Matter, whatever the demons are thirsty for but they tend to favor Jaeger

Favorite People To Drink With:
My demons, shotknights crew, close family and friends

Favorite Places To Drink:
Planet Earth and Hades

Bar You'll Never Go Back To:
Maybe the Saddle House at Universal City (studios) hollywood. Fuckers charged
$25 dollars for 2 irish car bombs and put plastic shot glasses in the cup so when u drink it , the shit pours all out creating a mess! Should have made more of a mess by ripping that fucker's knee caps out and nailing them to his eyelids...

Do Bartenders Or Waitresses Love Or Hate You?
I don't think they love or hate me as much as they fear me.

Funny Drinking Story:
Opening night of football, 2003.
Bar: SRO. Redskins (fav team) vs Jets and Redskins are winning. As the night grew on and the alcohol consumed my souless body, somebody told me to drink up. Big mistake. As the the alcohol had set in, my testosterone mixed with stupidity decided to show itself. A full glass of St. Arnolds beer sits in front of me. I pour salt, pepper, 12 packs of sugar, and yes.....here it is.... CIGARETTE ASHES into my beer. I down the fucking thing like a champ. Fifteen mins later I am in the bathroom puking my life away.
For the next two days I puked constantly and it came out like charcoal. Needless to say that's one of the dumbest fucking things i've ever done.

Closing comments:
I've got demons to feed