I'm the senior citizen of the group. But I can still keep up with this bunch of geektards.

No one can beat me in Pool, Pingpong, or Poker.

The four P's essential too life..... Pussy, Poker, Pool, and Ping-Pong.

Age:
How old is dirt???

Weight:
What am I weighting for?

Penis Size:
Humongus for a one eyed midget

First Beer You Drank:
Oly

Current Favorite Beer:
Corona

Favorite Shot:
Goldshlager

Favorite People To Drink With:
Strippers!!!!

Favorite Places To Drink:
Titty Bars

Bar You'll Never Go Back To:
Any country bar

Do Bartenders Or Waitresses Love Or Hate You?
They love me I'm a big tipper

Funny Drinking Story:
Too drunk to remember. But I'm sure it was a good one

Closing comments:
Any hot young girls looking for a cuddly old sugar daddy? call me at 1-800-old-fart