Age:
31
Weight:
200-ish
Penis Size:
5.59834 inches.
First Beer You Drank:
Probably Budweiser or Miller. I was scarred
for life at that point...
Current Favorite Beer:
Corona w/ a lime
Favorite Shot:
Really Smooth, Smooth Tequila
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Favorite People To Drink With:
The Knights, of course
Favorite Places To Drink:
I enjoy the B-Dubs scene cuz I kick ass
at the video poker, but I also like a nice chill session at the
house. Laughs and fun without a high bar tab at the end of the
nights
Bar
You'll Never Go Back To:
Probably 'Fat Tuesdays' in San Antonio.
I ordered a 6 shots of SKYY vodka and the scumbag bartender gave
us the well vodka. I could tell right away from the smell of ASS
that it was cheap shit, but the guy insisted it was SKYY, he even
pointed to the bottle. One of my friends tried to mix it with
the drink he already had and had to puke it over the balcony cuz
it was so terrible. The bartender said if we weren't satisfied
with the vodka he'd be "happy" to give us another round
of it. I was in total "WTF?!" mode. I was like whatever...
paid the tab and told him to eat shit.
Do
Bartenders Or Waitresses Love Or Hate You?
I still haven't decided.
I'm not one wo "Woo" the bartender's affection with
large tips or sums of free cash. For
that reason alone I am sometimes the 'guy in the corner'...
Funny Drinking Story:
I attended a kegger one time and it was
way late in the night, only a couple people left. We were wasted
as hell and I had an idea to film a drinking triathlon. A triathlon,
of course, would involve 3 stages. I decided on beer and two different
shots.
I had my course mapped out: I would begin by doing a keg stand
in the garage, then run inside and take a shot of Rumple Minz
and then run around the corner and take another shot of Jargermeister.
I got all psyched up to do this. Camera was ready and off I went.
hit the keg stand: SUCCCESS!, jogged into the house and
took down the first shot: SUCCESS! ,but when i went to
complete by trifecta of the drinking olympics someone had taken
my last shot. I was like "Oh Shit!". My triathlon ended
with only two events completed and my dreams of earning the drinking
iron man award was wash up. Arrgghhh!
Closing comments:
Have fun, don't take anything too seriously
and never be afraid to laugh at yourself.
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