9.1.06-9.3.06.....Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason)'s
................................................ Guadalupe Vacation
The Party of the Month took place during Labor day weekend of '06 on the banks of the Guadalupe River in the great state of TexASS...
Yup, just an assload of Shot Knights, Shot Knight acqaintances and 'Ole Green hanging out and getting shitfaced out in the wilderness with two tons of beer and a mission to get fucked up.

We usual escape to the Gualaupe river on Memorial day and Labor day weekends anyway, but this year was going to be different. Last year we didn't have the alcohol consumption prodigy know as 'Ole Green. We had not yet experienced the glorious quick buzzes and reduced drinking time to shitfaced-ness yet. This year was going to be a total lesson in getting drunk, Shot Knight style.
On this particualr camping trip, we dared to bring such a great tool with us to help exploit the disturbingly large amount of beer we brought with us. We packed up 6 cases of Bud Light and 2 cases of regular budweiser. This entire amount, PLUS 3 more cases purchased at the campsite were totally dusted by the end of Day 3 of the trip.
This is how drunk we got. Not only did we tear through 216 cans of beer in 2 1/2 days, but we also killed the token bottle of "Camping Wiskey", courtesy of Caveman. Even though all availible alcohol was eliminated and on the river during day 3, we actually wanted more!

Mothers, hide your daughters...

The trip included e-rips, Caveman, Slamerai, bIG mIKE, Matt Robinson, K-diddy, Heather Graham and Adriana (Shot Knight Grrlz). 3 days of fun, water, drinking and unfortunately Rain. For some reason it always rains on us when we go to the damn Guadalupe river. Lucky for us, the rain came only on the last night of the trip, of which everyone was passed out anyway.
The main focus of the trip (for the Shot Knights anyway) was the use and pleasure of 'Ole Green. The addition of this cantankerous item made the whole trip 100% more enjoyable. He was filled up non-stop all weekend and only a select amount of beer was actually drunk from the cans they came in. The rest were shoved into the beer holding chamber of 'Ole Green and consumed promptly by awaiting drunkards on the river.
I beleive that if beer bongs could be measured by an odometer, we probably put an equivalent of 300 miles on 'Ole Green by the end of the trip and a few more when we got back. A fitting end to a fun trip.
'Ole Green had made the trip such a pleasure, the Knights took it upon themselves to invent new ways to drink from it. We took beer bongs from the sides of "The Cliff", through tent windows, from the tops of tables, while floating down the river, and even sitting down in a green chair at 9:30 a.m.
Yup, we did it all and there was even time left over for the actual camping trip.. (haha)
In the end, the camping trip was pretty fun. The only sucky part was listening to Slamerai snore a hole in the ozone every night. It was like listening to a bear maul a group of mall walkers right next to your tent. Other than that, the river was great, the food was delicious, the spot was OK, but the beer was totally cold and the drinking device was totally awesome!

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---> Guadalupe Vacation

and remember to enjoy beer bongs more often, beeotchs!
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