7.22.06 .............................Caged Freedom Party
The Party of the Month for September is the memorial "Caged Freedom/Farewell To Freedom" Party. The party actually took place in the later part of July, but since no one actually gives a shit or even knows how to keep time, it is the POTM for this month.
The concept of the party came about from Mr. Wade12 himself who wanted to throw a 2-fold party. A going away party for our dear friend Greenstick Nick and a semi-bacheoler party/get shitfaced bash for himself.
The one retarded thing about the whole thing is that even though he came up with the idea and the fact of a party, he wanted to "not know anything about it". That part of the plan lasted for about 1 day when he started asking about it the following day. Some people need to learn to rest that one brain cell they have and just let other people do the thinking for them.

The notice was so short that Slamerai's cock started feeling a little jealous. We had roughly a week to put this piece of shit party together, but with the might and determination of 10 oxes (or maybe just half of one) we were able to get the word to the Knights and have some fun before these two hapless souls ventured off on their own seperate journeys.
The event featured many areas of alcoholic entertainment, such as the infamous keg.
Instead of the usual keg of Bud Light, we acquired a fresh keg of Miller Lite in honor of both Greenstick and Mr. Wade12 since it was thier favorite beer. The weird thing about the keg is that it was so fucking cold, it didn't even taste like Miller Lite. It simply just taste awesome. Cold awesome beer...
2 bottles of Goldschlager also made their way to the party. Not bought on purpose, Greenstick and e-rips both bought the same bottle unbeknownst to each other's purchase. Of course, as Shot Knights would have it, nothing was spared. Not even two identicle bottles of Goldschlager. Everything was toasted by the end of the night.
... and of course 'Ole Green made an appearance. Yes folks, the services of 'Ole Green were once again used to satisfy even the most quenchiest of thirsts... and 'Old Green did not dissapoint. In fact, one full Beer Bong load out of 'Ole Green was solely responsibly for one man's drunken demise.
Watch the movie entitled: "9minBeerBong.mpg" on page 11 to see this event.
We come now to the men of the night.
First we honor Mr. Wade12's brave endeavor into the world of domestication by deciding to hitch himself up. He leaves a few days after the party to do just that and comes home with a ball and chain attached to his cankle.
Although, he is still free to mingle with the Knights, we have yet to see how long the leash is on this man. That Shit eating grin he has now will probably wither away and die into a permanent frown by the time you read the next update...
Sucker!!

Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Wade...
The second gentleman of the evening was Greenstick Nick. This guy is leaving his humble abode here in Houston to frolick freely in the fruity plains of Northern California. He is beckened by thoughts of 0% humidity and stuff to do. No more will he be shackled to the controller of an Xbox playing Halo 2 because there is nothing better to do. No, no more will he show the upper portion of his thigh to the camera (see pic -->) because he is too drunk to give a shit, even though it it utterly homosexual to do so.
We will miss our Shot Knights buddy Nick. He won't be there to kill Three 2-beer beer bongs in 4 seconds with the rest of the Beer bongs (for no apparent reason) crew and to get totally shitfaced on Jagerbombz right before going to a bar stay home. Have fun in Cali you sonuvbitch!!
The rest of the party was total Chaos with the likes of e-rips and Caveman manning the Keg and drinking the beer that came out of it. A bunch of other people that were new to the Shot Knight circle showed up and had a fun time.
Food was eaten, Beer was dranken, Shots were devoured and people were annoyed to no end. The end result was a bunch of hungover fools the next day that can hardly remember what happened...
In other words: a grrrrreat Saturday evening

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---> Caged Freeeeedom!!

and remember to enjoy keg beer, beeotchs!
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