Polish It Off
The
party of the month was the "Polish it Off" party.
A party thrown in retaliation to the disgustingly large amount of beer
left over from last month's "Night of the Living Shots" party.
The reason for all this beer? Well, frankly it was because the the Living
Shots party everyone was taking the shots at the party instead of drinking
the beer. By the time the beer level was realized, everyone was so hammered
they could barely twist off the caps.
So, the Shot Knights sprang into action and threw another party to finish
up or "Polish Off" the previous month's leftover bounty.
Now,
on a night like this a serious question must be posed. What would be the
quickest way to put a dent into this stash of beer?
That's Right! if you answered:
...........................................................BEER
BONG!!!
Then
you are totally correct.
The beer bong was put to great use at this party and no recipient went
home the same. Chugs and gasps were heard through out the neighborhood
as the beer was chugged away through the fluorescent green tube of inebriation.
The foam is a killer...
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At one point the tandem Jager drinking team of Rosedog and Big Red went two in a row without a flinch. OK, well maybe a gag, but it was still pretty crazy to see chicks chug Jager.
And of course, everyone loved the ingenious use of the Bullquila glasses, even though, sadly, there were no Bullquilas to be had this night
Box
Wine.
Need we say more? The name U.B. rhymes with box wine and when you say
one, the other immediately pops up and they begin a slow and wonderful
courtship throughout the night. Kissing and slurping on each other like
a couple of virgin prom dates at midnight. This night's wine selection
consisted of Franzia "Chillable Red". A house wine favorite
enjoyed throughout the south and many other regions as well.
U.B. loves
that box wine, but he occasionally took a break to partake in the various
shots that were availible throughout the night. Too bad we couldn't convince
him to take a beer bong. Maybe one with a bunch of box wine in it... Hmmm..
Slamerai
arrived midway through the night and did what he does best: Slam Beers!!
Chug, chug and more chugging when Slamerai is around. Slamerai is ready
to chug if there is beer on the premises or within 100 yards of him. You
can't hide from the Slamerai eye.
Our new Shot Knight
brother was also named on this night, but at his request it was kept low
key cuz he knows one of these months his "6 shots in 60 seconds or
less" challenge is going to come up and he'll want to save all that
spotlight and fanfare for then. (haha) He did, however put a nice hurtin
on a bottle of Jager with his new/old girlfriend. She was a good fit cuz
she threw back almost as many Jager shots as he did.
