Night of the Living Shots
The
party of the month for May 2006 is:
the Night of the Living Shots.
The party concept was to test out some of the Shot Knight brethren's livers
to see who had the toughest one. The night had originally lined up a couple
of challenges. Feats only of the alcoholic kind. The feature contest was
a 6 shot run of 100-proof liquor, followed up by a Jagerbomb in a matter
of 3 minutes. The challenge seemed so noble that a Shot knight trainee
by the name of Shawn Amey offered up a worthy stunt of his own: 6 shots
in 6 seconds or less.
This was a consideration worth seeing, so we billed the night with two
events and threw a nice sized party to boot. The only problem was keeping
the stunt men from killing themselves in the name of alcoholism and entertainment.
But fear not young readers, for the Shot Knights are professional so don't
try this at home. You might hurt yourself. The liquor drank by all Shot
Knights are to be purchased by men who drink man's liquor and not the
sissy juise that some of those pretty-boy posers drink.
Greenstick Nick stepped up to the plate not once, not twice but FOUR times to show that beer bong who was boss. The fourth visit to the street proved to hold dreams of spewing chunks more than drinking the beer, but it was a valiant effort indeed.
Nick had a host of people hold his beer while he bonged. While no one else dared to meet this challenge, it is still a hidden commodity waiting to be exploited...
Oh the fun we will have with this thing
BUT, since this is the Party of the Month and not the Drunkard of the Month, you'll have to mosey on over to that feature to find out what happens there.
In memory of Jose's liver, the Knights finished off the bottle of Rumpleminze he sampled from during the challenge. It was harsh, very harsh indeed. 100 proof of the wickedest shit a man can mortally handle. That shit can seriously kill bugs on contact! No lie. I am not sure how he managed to do what he did, but damn...
Jagerbombs just kept coming and coming. The Bullquila glasses were full 100% of the time they were in the vicinity of a bottle of Jager and were refilled promptly after a shot was taken. These things put in an 8 hour shift that night, we worked them to death.
Luckily we did not experience any unfortunate mishaps with these glasses like we have in recent times.
Mr. Wade12 purchased a special bottle of scotch just for the arrival of Mr. Ramirez. Unfortunately, when dealing with a bottle of scotch, it is best sipped slowly over ice or mixed with a little tonic. Johnny was very into our shot taking concept that he actually shot some of that shit. He didn't seem to be bothered by it, but thoughts of a burnt throats and raspy voices come to mind.
Oh well, there's always next time...
OK,
enough of the blabbering, let get down to bidnit.
To check out the original events of the night, click on the link below
and behold the