Welcome to the Party of the Month.
The former kitchen/living room/garage/bar table area that once held property value before your friends came along. Its a wondrous sight what a bunch of fermented and distilled liquids can do to people you once held a full conversation with. The zombies of the alcoholic apocalypse will rise again to annoy, criticize, laugh and yell 'till its time to go home... and after all that, some of them still don't!
Raise a toast and check out the latest ruckus zone to be trashed, yet properly hold good times for all who attended.

...and don't worry, if you don't remember it in the morning you can always see it here
 3.17.07...................the Engagement Party
The saga of e-rips and K-Diddy go back more than 10 years ago, but the final cap to the relationship was tightened on when they got engaged 2 weeks earlier. To honor these two foolios in love, Mr. Wade12 and Rosedog threw them an Engagement party to shed some light on the dark tunnel ahead that is Marriage...

The groom-to-be and the bride-to-be were treated to a royal Shot Knight party complete with all the alcohol a person could consume and then some. e-rips stuck mainly to Beer Bongs and whiskey, but still managed to get utterly toasted by the end of the night.
K-Diddy did her best to consume liquor. She suckled on buttery Nipples all night in addition to drinking from Lil Spermy, the host beer bong of the evening.

Rosedog and Mr. Wade12 presented them with a tasty cake and Heavy D featured his hammered grilling skills by grilling up hamburgers for the party. They also wore some identifying marks of shame when Rosedog gave them favors the Wade's had previous worn for the Caged Freedom party.
Basically little things saying e-rips is doomed from this point forward...

The second part of the night featured the induction of long time friend and complete drunkard: 2-Beer Tony into the Shot Knight clan.

You can view more of this scmuck in the Drunkard of the Month feature.

Tony helped kill off the giant bottle of Jager along with the rest of the Knights and Grrrlz. Stinkslice did his best to keep up, but eventually had to throw in the towel and let the Knights with the experience take care of the heavy drinking.
Whiskey, Jager, rum, and some girly liquor was all emptied out by the end of the night. Nothing went to waste. The beer was thoroughly ravaged and the food was completely killed off.

The rest of the party featured other crazy shit, such as the mass amounts of Girl Beer Bongs, in which all girls at the party tried the Beer Bong at least once to prove that they are not complete wusses. U.B. killed a box of Franzia wine and Heather Graham made a bottle of rum look like child's play. Matt Robinson also had his way with the Beer Bonging skills of e-rips by intruding on the event with his ass. You have to see it to believe it.
Shots
Cake
Girl Beer Bongs!

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---> the Engagement Party

and remember to kick major ass while drinking shots, beeotchs!
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