Welcome to the Party of the Month.
The former kitchen/living room/garage/bar table area that once held property value before your friends came along. Its a wondrous sight what a bunch of fermented and distilled liquids can do to people you once held a full conversation with. The zombies of the alcoholic apocalypse will rise again to annoy, criticize, laugh and yell 'till its time to go home... and after all that, some of them still don't!
Raise a toast and check out the latest ruckus zone to be trashed, yet properly hold good times for all who attended.

...and don't worry, if you don't remember it in the morning you can always see it here
 12.7 - 12.9.06...................e-rips turns fucking 31...
Who the fuck is e-rips anyway. Some drunkard fuck who spends all his time kicking the shit out of little kids on Halo 2 online? yup. you got that right. So watch out ladies and gents, cuz this fucker has just entered the 30's!!
 Yup, December 7th was the day and distilled liquids of all kinds was the game. Turning 30 is such a featureless feat and anything after that just sucks because it's not very exciting or interesting, its just plain getting older...
Just to spice shit up a bit, e-rips got toally shitfaced drunk at the bar on the Thursday of the week, which was the 7th, and just continued on a drunken rampage till the early hours of Sunday morning. As most families were driving off to pray to God at the local church, this guy was way into passed-out mode from drinking make-shift Bullquilas and pounding down Bud Lights like there was no tomorrow.
Of course, like most people on their B-days around here, not much of the activities of any of the nights was recollectable. Mostly it was the first few beer bongs and maybe a couple shots, but after that is purely looking at pictures and trying to remember if that was you or not. Of course it was, but why the hell were you on top of the table? with a monkey? and no pants? and a camera rolling? nobody knows...
This was the pose for the majority of the 3 days that were spent in and out of a drunken haze, but who the fuck is complaining. Drinking with friends and getting shit for free is what every enduring drunkard longs for. What else is there to do on the day you realize your just too fucking old? eat a nice dinner and go home and watch an interesting movie? fuck that! lets set up the beer bong and get shitfaced drunk.

Of course it helps to have the local bars stay open just so you can get in one more overpriced drink in before it all comes back out. Actually, to the credit of such a drunkard, there was no pukage whatsoever. No one drop, at least from e-rips...

Thursday night was all Buffalo Wild Wings style, complete with shots of Rumpleminze, tequila and god know what else. Friday night was a garage session with Caveman and Slamerai. They ran 'Ole Green into the ground in honor of the old man and his beer goggles.
Saturday was a totally different story, starting with the likes of 'Ole Green and ending at Bond's sports bar with Bullquilas and ass-faced bartenders. It was an overall fun-as-fuck time for everone.
Thursday
Friday
Saturday

Click here to check out the weekend pics:

---> e-rips's 31st BDay Weekend

and remember to kick major ass while drinking shots, beeotchs!
Check out Past Kick Ass Parties...