Welcome to the Party of the Month.
The former kitchen/living room/garage/bar table area that once held property value before your friends came along. Its a wondrous sight what a bunch of fermented and distilled liquids can do to people you once held a full conversation with. The zombies of the alcoholic apocalypse will rise again to annoy, criticize, laugh and yell 'till its time to go home... and after all that, some of them still don't!
Raise a toast and check out the latest ruckus zone to be trashed, yet properly hold good times for all who attended.

...and don't worry, if you don't remember it in the morning you can always see it here
 12.15.08...........Shot Knights 2nd Anniversary Party
The Shot Knights were officially created on December 16th 2005. e-rips had started the said drinking group as an official entity to be dealt with in the Drinking world and the rukus has not slowed down since then. Officially in league with the United States Beer Drinking Team, the Shot Knights have represented and excelled at the art of getting shitfaced at will and carrying on the FUN as they go along.

December 16th, 2007 was officially a Sunday on the calender. The anniversary date was December 16th. So the decision was made to throw a party in honor of all the Shot Knights beginning on Dec 15th and no doubtingly ending on the 16th. Which is in true Shot Knight fashion.
This party was not to be just a regular old party with beer and debauchery, oh no, we had to have something special to usher in this continuing era of the Shot Knights.
Enter the Shot Block, a device that, in principle, seems like a harmless chunk of ice but has unequalled tendencies to make people drunk and have them come back time and time again. There actually were a few people left standing at the end of the night, but to go on to say they could function as normal human being would be a total fabrication of intoxication. The Shot Block did indeed function as promised and everyone (well, almost everyone) enjoyed the presence of such a great instrument of inebriation.

Of course as luck would have it, the temperature, which had previously been up in the upper 70's the entire week prior, had dropped to 35 degrees Celsius.. wtf?! So, this, coupled with ice cold beer from the keg and the even icy-er shots from the Shot Block froze everyone's asses off. but fortunately everyone was too fucked up to give a flying fuck, so fuck it!
Almost all the Shot Knights had made an appearance for the party, with the exception of Heavy D, U.B. and Greenstick Nick. Which of whom are total wusses, especially Heavy D, who could have come and kicked ass if it were not for his lazy ass just being a big Wuss.

There were addition people that were new to the experience known as a "Shot Knight Party" and some of those newcomers were not disappointed, especially a one Jennifer Harshey, who promptly tanked up and passed the fuck out in the middle of the driveway for hours.. haha! (welcome Jennifer)
Many other people kept up with the rest of the Knights and just got plain fucking drunk. With the exception of Slamerai, most people packed in a healthy buzz and went home all shitfaced.

In total, i believe there were about 10 bottles of liquor, of which only 1 bottle of Bacardi survived the onslaught of the Shot Block. 3 bottles of Jagermeister, 1 bottle of Patron, 1 bottle of Parrot Bay rum, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, a bottle of 151 and 1.75l bottle of Polar Ice vodka were all emptied down the twisty channel of the Shot Block into the awaiting gullets of the Drunkards in attendance. that's a lot of fucking liquor! shit!!
Not to mention the keg was floated before the night even ended.. that's a lot of beer! Shiit!!
But it was all for the good of mankind and was the successful recipe for a proper Shot Knight party. 'till next time: Keep Kicking Ass and Drink Up those shots!!
e-rips slams a Bull Blaster
The keg with X-mas lights
Cheers!

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---> ShotKnights 2nd Anniversary

and remember Do Not underestimate the power of a Shot Block, cuz it'll put you down!
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