1 .7.08

PARTYYYY!!

Hi and welcome back to SK.com everyone...
it's been a while since we've had a proper Shot Knights party, but the one we had last month was Definately up to par with the parties we;ve had in the past, if not the best one ever!
Shot Block, Keg, Shot Knights, 2girls1cup.com, what else could you ask for? haha!
Check out the pics over to the right ------>

We're definately having another one of those again.. it was fun as Fuck!
be sure to be around for the next one, whether it be at my house again or somewhere else, cuz that Shot Block was crazy as hell!
OK, well, get those gizzards ready and keep training, young drunkards, and may the Shot be with you

10.08.07

NEW UPDATE!!

New update to tell you there's no new update.. HA!
No, but seriously folks, I tragically lost my camera to a storm at the Lake back in June. It got wet and was totalled, even drying it out didn't help. Stupid rain!
I just recently got a new one a few weeks ago and am still in the process of breaking this bitch in. That, and we haven't had any insane parties worthy of becoming a Party of the Month. But lest ye not be dissapointed, cuz ShotKnights.com might be down at the moment, but we're never OUT!
We're gonna get something going soon and be back in BidNit, dammit.

So, until then, here's a couple pics of the crew putting the hammer down on some alcoholzzzz:

e-rips	Big Mike	Heavy D	Slamerai
Dozer		CockintheTune

Remember: drink that fucking funny fluid, also known as alcohol and STFU about being too drunk.. haha!

5.20.07

the long awaited update has finally arrived. Check the new shit: Party, Drunkard and Wuss-->
Also, a new video is up in the Rock Out section.

The juicy news is that we officially have a new Shot Knight brother: 2-Beer Tony
Tony was inducted in march and is already causing havoc to Beer Coolers and Liquor bottles abroad. This guy didn't even blink as he has torn through many gallons of alcohol on his way to kicking ass and forgetting names. Now he works for us and the liquor cabinets of the world are already shaking in thier boots.

'Till next time. drink till ye cannot drinketh another dropeth

2.26.07

New Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason) episode!!

This episode is set in the scenic seasie getaway known as Galveston, Tx. e-rips and Caveman ring the coast in with style by devouring many, many beer bongs in the hotel room and on the balcony with the aid of the one and only: 'Ole Green. You can witness the marriage of Free porn and beer bongs, a first-time event at Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason). Hopefully a tradition that will catch on int he near future.
The episode concludes with an unusual event, some dudes on the floor below dared to feast of 'Ole Green's loins, but were quickly put in check because it took three of them to do what a single Shot Knight can do in seconds...
Watch to beleive!

Drink up or have Hulk Hogan choke you out for being such a pussy!

1.26.07

Quick update.
We ordered a new beer bong from Build A Funnel. Slamerai is on his second from this site. The first was given to Caveman for a B-day present last weekend. Our next one should be here in a few days. We're giving 'Ole Green some competition.
Heavy D also ordered a monster 144oz bong from Beer Bong It. This shit is going to be crazy...

Build A Funnel Bong	144 oz Spillsaver

We'll be testing these puppies out soon enough. Let me know if you want to be one of the "testers"... We're going to do a Beer bong race episode on Beer bongs (for no apparent reason). Open Up!

1.13.07

First update of the fucking year!

We got new Drunkards, Party and Wusses right fucking there ---> Three (3) new videos to watch. This month (January) we're gonn ahave a fucking Brisket party sooner or later. If the damn rain and shitty work schedule let up everyone will be drunk off their asses and full of brisket. eat up! New Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason) episode is set to release. Not just yet cuz of the overwhelming bout of laziness that has been bestowed upon me, but soon. Very soon 'till then, just fill up that fucking mug and drink up!

12.13.06

Well, everyone, here it is. An update.
I'd say if this was my day job I probably would have been fired long ago. But since its just a fucking drinking site who really give a flying fuck? Shit, I'd better not say that cuz with my luck it is probably you

New wuss, party and drunkard. the drunkard of this month rules! haha.
new Beer Bongs soon. I have a bunch of shit to post, I just need to quit playing so much damn Xbox and actually do it.
So, go check the new shit and pop open that bottle of whatever you drink and drink it already!

If you don't drink, you are totally gay

9.27.06

New Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason) episode!!!

Click the orange link ^^ to go check it out!!
The official party boat known as the U.S.S. Beer Bong gets a warm welcome with the likes of e-rips, Slamerai and Caveman killing a 20-pack and another 24-pack off its bow. Who win will the ultimate survival contest?
Lets get it on!

Drinking is just fucking cool....

9.15.06

New Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason) episode!!!

You will love it and want to come drink from the mystical healing hose of 'Ole Green. Slamerai returns for more of what he has found to be the only thing that keeps his ass out of the strip clubs at night: Beer Bongs!

Drink or Die!

9.01.06

Hey Everyone!!
An update! I'm such a fucking slacker that it took me 2 months to get something out, but here it is so shut the fuck up and go see it...

* - We have a new Drunkard, Party and Wuss to gaze upon. Go see.. -->

* - There are also 2 new piture albums from the past 2 months:
....... Stinkslice's B-Day Party@ B-Dubs
....... July 4th Kegger

* - Check those bitches out and also check out our ongoing feature:
....... Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason)

* - We also have a few new jokes for you

The site can still use some user contributions. There is a submission area in the S.K. Swag tab for anyone with pics, video, stories, articles or whateverthefuck you have.

- e-rips

7.24.06

Small update this month.

New feature: Beer Bongs (for no apparent reason)
Go visit ASAP and check out the crazy drinking shit.
Also, new stuff added last month, S.K. Swag is ready for Shot Knight fans to get. Newsletter signup, free email address and a submission section.

'OTM" update. There has not been a Party/Drunkard/Wuss of the month update this month due to time constraints. There was definately drunkiness going on and the visual evidence that captured it all is still pending. For the August update I'll be sure to let you know where all the shitnit is.

Coming up: Stinkslice's B-day debacle, July 3rd kegger and the (just happneed) Caged Freedom kegger

6.18.06

S.K. Forums are now open for business!!
Click on the forum link to your right and check it out. For those of you that are new to the idea of a forum, its basically a message board that people can post and reply to about shit. The forums are there for everyone to use, so feel free to read, post, laugh, drink, puke. Not necessarily in that order, either.

Just remember that in order to post, you need to register.
Registering takes about 2 minutes to do and is really easy. You can customize your content and all kinds of great shit. All personal info (names, email addresses, nude pics) are not used in any way to make money, except for the nude pics. They are just to identify you when you make a post or reply.

so get your ace on there and check it out already..!!

6.3.06

What's up everyone, happy June!!

We got a major announcement for you: A new Shot Knight has been named!!
This fucker goes by the name of .Shawn Amey, but we like to call him Stinkslice the Slashooze. Check out his new profile in "The Knights" section and his feature in the new "Drunkard of the Month" section.
Congrats Shawn!! now drink up, you little bitch!

I've been busy with this thing during the whole month of May. We gots a lots of stuff in store for you this month.
A bunch of updates to the site, a minor facelift and some more damn drunken fuckers for you to laugh at...
...and that's not all, there's a bunch more stuff thats gonna be released sometime this month or maybe for next month's update. So be sure to sign up for the Shot Knights newsletter to be notified about that shit.

One note: We have an official forum set to launch in a couple days. Its not exactly finished, but it will up up and running soon. I promise. So look forward to that shit and check out the rest of the new items on the site.

5.8.06

Hello again everyone. This month's update was a couple days late due to technical difficulties... namly Nick, but everything is back on track and the "xxx of the month" updates have been posted.
The site updates mentioned a few days earlier are still set to take place, but since the Drunkard video was so damn complicated they will have to adopt a 'coming soon' status for now.

Hopfully everyone is still feeding their livers the juice of destiny and the bartenders and waitresses continue to put their kids through college off of your tip money.
Will update soon, so stay tuned...

- e-rips

5.4.06

Update coming soon...very soon.
The new Party, Drunkard and Wuss of the months were on queue for yesterday, but that damn Greenstick Nick is slacking on handing over some video for the DOTM feature. If not for that, you fucks would be laughing at shit by now...dammit!

On another note, a slight site overhaul is set to take place. new features will be:
1.) Email distribution list for people to sign up for
2.) Guestbook
3.) More features in the Infiltration section.
4.) Naked pictures of your kid sister's best friend. She's hot!

Hopefully this shit will get done and Greenstick Nick quits being GAY!

- e-rips

4.6.06

New Ideas for SK.com
I have some new ideas for add-ons to the site. Ideas such as:
A forum - People can make and respond to topics. Drinking related or not
Chat Room - Not sure if this would take off, but I have the option
Downloads section - wallpaper, desktop icons, etc. you know, cuz everyone wants a wallpaper on their computer of 2Deer puking his brains out. It would be great!
Shot Knights newsletter- A low-volume distribution, maybe a couple emails a month
Upload your pictures area - An area where site patrons can put their own pics
Guestbook - For random visitors
Official SK members access only - a secured area where only Shot Knights or select acquaintences can access to get restricted content... Like a video of the "Temple Pop"

I know the site is less than 1 week old, but we've gotten a good response so far. I want to make the site as user friendly and interactive as possible and some of those ideas could make that happen.
If anyone else but me give a shit, shoot me an email and give me your opinion: theknights@shotknights.com

- e-rips

4.3.06

Web site launch!!!
Hey everyone, its finally fucking here! The Official Shot Knights web site is up, running and ready for abuse. Fill up those damn Bullquila glasses and enjoy...

- e-rips