12.9.06 ....U.B. takes a freezing cold Beer Bong

UB. The masterful drinker and fearless protector of the box wine.
On the night in question, countless fellows were partaking in the age-old ritual of 'Ole Green by downing 2-3 beers in a single gulp. UB was in attendance, but was sticking to his usual MO and sipping on some wine. The beer bongs had come and gone during this time and so had the wine. Noone knows exactly how UB was enticed to drinketh of the bongeth, but his challenge to 'Ole Green was definately a surprising one.
Having consumed an entire bottle of wine, UB was ready to represent the Folsom Lake Quarts crew and put 'Ole Green to rest. Not having done a beer bong, or even chugged beer in 20 years, UB was ready to put his manliness on the line and forever change the course of beer bong history.


UB takes down 2 beers like a man

UB's forray into the beer bong world was short lived and may never be duplicated again, but it was a valient effort and a damn good one at that. A few drops spilled here and there, but he took it down like the Shot Knight he is and kept it there. A stark, raspy voice was to follow him the rest of the night, but it served only as a reminder of the manly even that took place earlier.
Below is the aftermath of the wine and the beer bong. Check the beer stories...

UB beer stories

UB has stepped up one more rung in the manly ladder and lives to tell about it. not only did he volunteer for the ultimate manly duty, but he took it down with a smile.
So toast one up for UB! spoken like a true Shot Knight after a glorious beer bong adventure...

 
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