New Shot Knight:
Shawn Amey a.k.a. Stinkslice the Slashooze
Welcome to June
This month we have a great and wonderful announcement to make: The Shot Knights are proud to announce a new member to the fold and officially call him one of their own.
This honor is bestowed on only the heartiest of drinkers and only the toughest Iron Livers will be considered.
No Pussy boys here, buddy. You drink a couple of Coors Lights and call it a night, you might as well go home with the women cuz the Shot Knights are in for the long haul. 6am, 7am, even 8 am at one point is our bedtime.
Girls are great, but when they start to whine, you best send those flaps home and get your drink on. New members are few and far between and the tough ones are branded to the infernal order of the Knights...
A man who goes by the name of a Mr. Shawn Amey has accepted and the Shot Knights have granted him full Knighthood.
Mr. Amey's long and sometimes trecherous journey through the forest of liquor has been a valient and commendable one. He has sampled and even over-sampled almost every tough liquid known to mankind and has lived to tell about it. You name an alcohol and he'll tell you its the Devil, due to a good night turned bad. He once fell in love with Southern Comfort, then the bitch burned him. His heart was mended by Jagermeister and then broken again by Mickey's malt liquor. The evil stepchild known as MD 20/20 was a small comfort and he was again stolen by his old flame, Jager.
Yup, this man has seen it all and by god damned, he fucking done it all...
Mr. has been officially dubbed "Stinkslice the Slashooze" by e-rips, due to Shawn's inability to choose a suitable nickname that properly fits him.
Stinkslice has always been a close friend and sometimes a participant in some of the most intense Shot Knight liver destroying ceremonies... also known as parties. Stinkslice had originally cut down on partaking of the sacred ooze and was on the endangered species list for some time. His recent resurgence and triumph over this sad and dibilitating mental disorder has brought him back into the ways of the Knights. It was time to make him one with the shot glass once again.
His unhindered and unwaivering love for Jagermeister has helped him along the way. if not for that, young Slashooze might have been lost forever and been exiled to the land of Tofu and mineral water forever...

Be sure to check out Stinkslice's profile, recently added to "the Knights" section of the site.

Welcome to the Knight Mr. Amey and may the spirit of the shot be with you.
Helping A Poor Beer Bong Victim
Wasted at a Club
Hex the World!!