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to May. This month's studly liver owner goes by the name of Jose Gutierrez. Mr Jose decided to step up to the plate and become this month's Drunkard of the Month in a matter of about 120 seconds. You see, Jose likes Rumpleminze peppermint schnapps... a lot. So much he accepted a challenge to ingest his favorite chilled beverage all at once. You see, Rumpleminze isn't you ordinary run-of-the-mill crap schnapps, nope it is a syrupy blend of 100-proof man juice. This shit has literally made grown men cry, grown men with chains and chest hair even! Now that's a drink if i've ever heard one. This stuff is pretty potent and to think of taking what Jose took has turned dudes like Van Damme and David Hasslehoff into pussies for wussing out on this challenge. |
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The challenge
went something like this: 6 shots of 100-proof Rumpleminze in 3 minutes. That challenge alone sounded like a formidable contest, but since Jose is such a damn monster, he looked at us like bitches and demanded we conjure up a real challenge. So we threw in a Jagerbomb at the end for 'Extra' man power. Yup, 6 shots of man juice, plus an extra power-up at the end to make the kids cry at his toughness. In honor of the Iceman, we couldn't have these shots be wuss shots either, we beefed them up a bit and made them all pretty for the Iron Liver competition. |
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Upon
the initial sight, Jose began to get the jitters. The shots did
indeed look intimidating, but he knew he could tackle this piece
of shit challenge. He knew so much that he didn't even put down
his Corona he was drinking. In fact, he kept drinking that damn
thing throughout the challenge AND finished it AND demanded for
another one afterward. Damn... So,
without further interruption, |
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| Watch Jose take:tthe Rumpleminze Challenge | |||||||
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We gave
Jose 3 minutes, that's 180 seconds to complete all two phases
of this challenge. Jose, being a true alcoholic master needed
only 120 of those things to get busy on. WOW! After measuring the damage done to this German piece of shit bottle, it was clear that he had consumed approximately half of this bottle, give or take the neck piece and was still walking and talking and drinking afterward. |
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So,
Jose was content with his manly accomplishment and walked off
into the sunset as most cowboys do. Of course, the sunset only lasted about 25 to 30 minutes before the Rumpleminze hit him. After that, the man was completely useless to mankind and uttered many undecipherable phrases throughout the night. Of course, he was just fine the next day, but his contribution to the alcoholic hall of fame stands forever. ..........................................Viva La Jose!! |
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