Welcome to the Drunkard of the Month.
This page commemorates that 'one guy' who is on a mission to drown his pretty pink liver in the utter most amount of liquid freedom one organ has ever seen. Yes, the 'one guy' who secretly knows that alcohol is going out of style and the pumps are being cut off tomorrow. He must open the flood gates and let loose upon the innocent villagers below known as his liver and kidney. That 'one guy' who seems to be normal, yet the 3 cases of empty Corona bottles behind him tell a different story. The 'dude' who has just consumed a fifth of whiskey before coming to the party and then drinks every last rookie under the table. Hooray!

Long live the drunkard of the month! Drink one for us ...(or two or three or fifty nine...)

3.17.07 ......New Shot Knight: 2-Beer Tony
^^ Mouse Over Pic for TBT Attitude ^^

Meet the first new Shot Knight of 2007:
................... 2-Beer Tony

Inducted in March, the Shot Knights have now added extra beer pounding strength to the fold. No more shall the 3,000 beer ice chest be littered with extra beer. No more shall a vacant beer bong be left un drank. No more shall the Jager bottle be left with the last two shots at the bottom. No. 2-Beer Tony has arrived...
This two fisted motherfucker had the attitude and the sheer will to take down the multitudes of brew and still keep churning. Enduring long treks to down a few hundred chugs and then still has room for shots and about 100 cigarettes. This guy was destined to join the Shot Knights ranks from day one and has finally been chosen to represent 'the drink' on a whole new level.
His determination to get blurry-eyed coupled with his ability to consume almost anything with alcohol (minus the cough syrup) is what makes this man's liver glow with certain Shot Knight abilities. Welcome to the fold young Knight, choose your shots and start kicking ass...

There's no stopping TBT, cuz he's DY-NO-MITE!
2-Beer Tony's induction requirements had long been met before we even opened the first beer this night, but to keep the Shot Knights tradition honored, we decided to give him a little prodding.
He was given a slightly weak, but still an honorable initiation challenge of pounding 3 Jagermeister shots at once. Of course, being the monster this guy is, he started the challenge before the camera even started rolling...
He overcame this slight miscalculation of starting times by promptly devouring the final two in sweet Shot Knights fashion: As Quick as Fucking Possible!
Jager Pound Initiation
Check out this man's new profile: 2-Beer Tony Kicks Ass

2-Beer Tony will keep laying down the law as long as the piss beer is manufactured in automated factories across the nation. Gallons and gallons of the alcohol laden liquid shall flow between his gums before he is finished. and on that day the earth will cease to exist.
So watch out ladies and gents, this man will be frequenting a bar near you and he will be the one saying "What do you mean you're all out of beer?!.... Awww, this place sucks!"
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