Welcome
to the 'Ole Green Hall of Fame...
Here we are recognizing some of the newest Shot Knights and acquaintances
to experience the miracle of the 24oz. alcoholic tidal wave known as a
Beer Bong. Many people fear the beer bong simply due to it's intimidating
size and capacity, but in reality, its only 2 fucking
beers. Anyone can drink 2 beers, but only the brave can drink those 2
beers in 10 seconds or less.
Of course, its not always about the speed of the beer bong but the fact
that you even tried it at all. All kinds of people say they used to do
them in college or at parties, but when the challenge arises some of those
schmucks end up declining and reveal that they were full of shit. Here
are 7 of the people Didn't wuss out on the challenge. Whatever their past
may hold, it was in the past. The future is now and the beer bong is loaded.
You in, or are you out?
These crazy fucks were in and now they just plain kick
fucking ass.
NoCal
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Heavy
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Mike. The first recipient of the Shot Knights outreach program to travel great distances to partake in the joy and drunken debauchery that is 'Ole Green. NoCal is the close and good friend of Stinkslice who has traveled miles upon miles from the tundra of northern California to Houston to check out the happenings and get drunk with us. When first offered, NoCal had no fear of 'Ole Green despite its large size and quantity of beer. He is one of the only First Timers to attempt the beer bong and not stop. Congratualtions and we hope we can get drunk through the hose of 'Ole Green once again... |
Heavy
D!!! This mofug finally broke down and got his arse in the cockpit of the beer bong after so many long and lonely years without such a great device at his diposal. Once again we have discovered the true beer bong warrior as we have in many. Heavy D has tried, liked and returned for many more beer bongs after his first couple. I see beer in this man's future. I see beer in everyone's future! hooray! |
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Two-Beer
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Mathis. or Tony, as he most definately likes to be called, is a great advocate of 'Ole Green's greatness. Tony travels miles and miles each day just to enjoy the fruits of the beer bong. Like many rookies, his initial experience with 'Ole Green had complications, but he has ironed out the wrinkles in his beer bong game and now owns 'Ole Green on a weekly basis with no damn problem. Kick ass Tony! |
Yup, this modern drunkard has found a new companion to aid his enternal quest of drunkeness. The beer bong might not be the friendliest of devices for Regg, but he fought hard to get the challenge conquered and walk away a new man. A close resident to where 'Ole Green resides, he has unlimited access, if he chooses, and can hone in his drinking skills as any drunken master should. | |||
Adriana |
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| Adriana. Poor, poor Adriana. Her beer bong is the only one allowed to have 1-beer in it. Since she is a girl and girls needs a little encouragement from time to time, we made an exception to the 2-beer rule. Adriana did impress with her eventual domination of said beer and her composure afterwards spoke volumes of her liquor handling. She left 'Ole Green with a smile and went dancing afterward. Good Job! |
Jeremy
Damuth. Well, we can officially say that Jeremy might not be back to visit 'Ole Green any time soon. Being generous, we allowed him to consume a 1-beer beer bong on the condition that he devour another bong worthy of drinking from 'Ole Green. The 1-beer was easy enough, but Jeremy had difficulties taking down his 24-oz Corona bong that he requested afterwards. A short puke break inspired him to complete his assignment and then proclaim 'Ole Green the demon among demons... |
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Swanson. Tyler barely made the final cut for the beer bong newbies. He attempted this stunt just days before the release of the the first timers beer bong footage. Not being one to be held last, Tyler agreed to and attempted 3 beers in his virgin beer bong stunt. Yup, this greenstick choked down 3 beers in a world where grown ass men are scared to drink two! Good job agent Tyler. May the beer gods be with you... |
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Next time someone offers you a beer bong, don't be such a pussy and take that shit down. These folks were first timers, but are rookies no more. Their beer bong virginity was broken by 'Ole Green and now they crave the drunken good time that only a beer bong can provide. Sure, you can sit around and drink 8 beers and take all night, or you can get your fucking drink on and kill them in an hour and get to where you need to fucking go, which is damn Drunk-Town beeotch! Drink up!