Welcome to the Drunkard of the Month.
This page commemorates that 'one guy' who is on a mission to drown his pretty pink liver in the utter most amount of liquid freedom one organ has ever seen. Yes, the 'one guy' who secretly knows that alcohol is going out of style and the pumps are being cut off tomorrow. He must open the flood gates and let loose upon the innocent villagers below known as his liver and kidney. That 'one guy' who seems to be normal, yet the 3 cases of empty Corona bottles behind him tell a different story. The 'dude' who has just consumed a fifth of whiskey before coming to the party and then drinks every last rookie under the table. Hooray!

Long live the drunkard of the month! Drink one for us ...(or two or three or fifty nine...)

12.15.07 ............the Shot Block

A lowly chunk of ice...

formed only to bend to the wills of many, many alcoholic fucks that wish to realize their drunken plateaus and exploit the icy temperatures that only a sub-zero piece of frozen carbon can provide...
Enter the Shot Block. a $60 shaped slice of engineered perfection with it's only purpose to make the art of liquor drinking as smooth and comfortable as possible. How comfortable you ask? well, is it possible to take 1/4 bottle of Jack Daniel's to the head in 5 minutes? with the Shot Block it is... you can figure out the rest.
Our aforementioned Shot Block was acquired from a place clear across town, so simply getting this piece of ice was an adventure in itself. We tasked Caveman with creating a structure capable of holding 120 pounds of solid ice and his creation was nothing short of awesome. A few adjustments to his stand creation once the Shot Block arrived and we were in business.
We positioned a ladder in the rear for the pourer/Peer Pressure Stylist to stand, affixed some X-mas lights and all we needed next were bottles of Jager and some unsuspecting victim to partake of the awesomeness only known as the shot block. and the awesomeness was not dissapointing. People lined up for shots off the Block and did not walk away without some bewilderment of sorts in how great the contraption flowed and provided them with an icy, tasty shot of liquor///
the Shot Block, ready for action
The shot block not only lasted throughout the night, but for several days after the party.
I was almost thinking this thing would never melt.. but eventually our great discovery had met it's demise amidst the rising temperature in December (wtf?!) and flowed down into the earthen home from which it came. R.I.P Shot Block 		 
Sunday Afternoon
Monday Afternoon
Tuesday Afternoon
Yes, but Wednesday morning the Shot Block was gone...
But not gone without the drunken memories it had provided many a drunkard on Saturday night/early Sunday morning.
The stand still survives, awaiting the next opportunity to host a Shot Block and for people like Slamerai to get totally trashed on it that he had to sit down and puke up his $30 dinner all over the driveway and partly into a trash can (haha!)
Wednesday Morning
So, be sure to stay tuned fro the next round of shots off the Shot Block, when (and there will definitely be a when) we get another one, cuz it just simply kick Fucking ass!!
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